July 2010
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As I walk up the dock with my laundry
Sexist douchebag: 'eeyyy
Me: What's good, sir?
Sexist douchebag: laundry day is it?
Me: Yes sir.
Sexist douchebag: its so weird... seeing a MAN do laundry
Me: Gender is a social construction, sir.
Sexist douchebag: *silence.
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Addiction Withdrawl
Some narcotics may not contain physical addictive properties, but as people take them and feel euphoria, when they come down, their psyche longs for the high they once felt, and reality soon becomes dull and depressing.
I long for the carnality of the pit. The dust and sweat and fists in my face. I yearn to take hold of another person, scream in their face and push them to the floor. To prance...
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Retelling of Cain and Abel - with vampires. Thanks... →
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Plato considered the Arts to be the least 'real'...
Something to fucking consider, Tumblr.
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“Each of us has the audacity to pay thousands of dollars to come and sit in this...”
– James Woodland, my first year English Language and Literature seminar instructor.
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WHEN ALL THE LIGHT DIES WHERE WILL YOU BE?
WHEN THE DARKNESS COMES WHAT WILL YOU SEE?
ANDREW AIELLO
Get a fuckin’ Tumblr, you gerb.
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If you don't know what's going on, get the fuck...
- Randy Blythe, as the crowd sets up for the Wall of Death.
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INTO THE EYE OF THE STORM
en route to Montreal.
ETA: no fucking clue.
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Time for bed!
I have to drive 600 km beginning in roughly 4 hours. lmao.
Creepy fact:
my hotel is technically FOUR turns from our leaving point.
Left on Evans ave from Treeview
Straight on Evans ave
right to take 427 S [3km]
right to follow 401E [559km]
continue on 401E to Autoroute 20E
left on \super long french name street I can’t pronounce yet
mindfucks me big time
Your destination...
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It'd be really great if my internet just unfucked...
Thanks in advance, you derp connection.
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“(shouted before a masses of people at Cineplex) YES, I NEED TO GO URINATE.”
– Mr. Daniel Shanahan.
Had me laughing for easily 20minutes.
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$142.50
That’s how much it costs to be able to legally purchase firearms and ammunition in Ontario.
Kind of nerving, just saying.
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